[lpctv]

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

 

[Nick]

:thats: !rolling :lol:
All excellent! :up: Keep 'em coming!

 

[jayn_j]

A manager, a technician and an engineer were driving through the mountains to a conference. Just as they crested the top and started down, the brakes failed. The terrified trio managed to keep the car on the rode and survived a harrowing ride until they were finally able to stop the car at the bottom of the hill.

They all got out and looked around. The manager looked over and said "We need to form a study group and get to the bottom of this failure."

The technician replied "I've got as paperclip and some gum. I think I can patch it together well enough to get to our destination."

The engineer, scratched his head, thought a bit and finally said "Why don't we just push it back up to the top and see if it does it again?"

 

[Jason Nipp]

Pretty good,

Keep them coming.

 

[fluffybear]

:thats: !rolling :lol:
All excellent! :up: Keep 'em coming!

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