[lpctv]

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

[djlong]

To my wife, she screams "who stole half my water?"

 

[Nick]

i say "Bartender, there's a hole in my glass!" :lol:

 

[audiomaster]

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Obviously the bartender is having trouble converting ounces to milliliters! And the engineer wants half his money back!