This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he
picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy
and put it on the bike before it rains, and everything will be fine.
He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few weeks later, the young
man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to her home to meet her
parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set.
At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to
her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen
minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over
and kisses the girl in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs HER mother and throws HER on
the table. They have even wilder sex.
No one says a word. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears
THUNDER in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on
his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
With that the father screams *Okay Okay, I*ll do the dishes!*
finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he
picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy
and put it on the bike before it rains, and everything will be fine.
He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few weeks later, the young
man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to her home to meet her
parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set.
At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to
her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen
minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over
and kisses the girl in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs HER mother and throws HER on
the table. They have even wilder sex.
No one says a word. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears
THUNDER in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on
his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
With that the father screams *Okay Okay, I*ll do the dishes!*
