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can i order playboy tv and have it not show up on the bill?

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First off, i just wanted to say i'm a 33 year old man. Also, my directv account is in my name, the reason i ask this is because my mom pays the house bill. I was curious if i could order playboy tv and have it not show up on my directv bill somehow?

thank you
 
#3 ·
Something will obviously show up on the bill as they do have to charge for it. What exactly that is, I couldn't tell you.

I can tell you it won't be "PORN" in big capital letters. It may just be the channel number. I'm almost betting you're more likely to get a PM with the answer than maybe a post here, but I would be willing to bet that you will get an answer! :)

By the way - Welcome to DBSTalk!!! :welcome_s
- a place to get answers to all your DirecTV questions - sometimes even discreetly! ;)
 
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pigeontoe said:
First off, i just wanted to say i'm a 33 year old man. Also, my directv account is in my name, the reason i ask this is because my mom pays the house bill. I was curious if i could order playboy tv and have it not show up on my directv bill somehow?

thank you
k this thread made me cry because i was laughing so hard. The answer is a No and I am sure that there are enough options between Cinemax, Showtime, and the internet.
 
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pigeontoe said:
First off, i just wanted to say i'm a 33 year old man. Also, my directv account is in my name, the reason i ask this is because my mom pays the house bill. I was curious if i could order playboy tv and have it not show up on my directv bill somehow?

thank you
Actually you might be in luck, D* website says:

"What are you waiting for?
Billing is always discreet. Channels or titles will not appear on your bill. Experience up to 4 great hours of Playboy TV for only $9.99. Order a subscription for $17.99 a month."

In all honesty though, why don't you just buy porn on your own and cut out the middle man?
 
#13 ·
Sorry, if you subscribe to the Playboy channel, it appears as Playboy TV Monthly on the bill.

If you purchase Adult PPV, it appears as PPV: ADLT NNN (where NNN is the channel number).

How do I know? Because my brother, a 38 year old man, lives at my mother's house, I pay my mother's bills, and I see her DIRECTV bills.

A strange thread, indeed. :)
 
#18 ·
Why would anyone pay good money to watch simulated sex
in the first place? :shrug:

There so much free pr0n on the internet (or so I've heard :sure:)
so anyone who pays for it is foolish!
 
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#21 ·
Drew2k said:
Sorry, if you subscribe to the Playboy channel, it appears as Playboy TV Monthly on the bill.

If you purchase Adult PPV, it appears as PPV: ADLT NNN (where NNN is the channel number).

How do I know? Because my brother, a 38 year old man, lives at my mother's house, I pay my mother's bills, and I see her DIRECTV bills.

A strange thread, indeed. :)
I once ordered a Girls Gone Wild PPV and it showed up on the bill as "PPV 87" (or something like that). It was discreet.
 
#22 ·
ansky said:
I once ordered a Girls Gone Wild PPV and it showed up on the bill as "PPV 87" (or something like that). It was discreet.
How recent? I went back and looked at the bills. The last PPV purchase of any kind was July 2007, and it showed "PPV: ADLT NNN", so not so discrete last year ... Maybe things have changed since then?
 
#24 ·
I once had to disallow an expense report submission from an employee. I told him the company can't pay for him to watch porn in his hotel room. He asked me how I knew it was porn. I told him that it was because there was no description on the charge, just some sort of discreet codes.
 
#25 ·
You're 33? You must have a bank account. Just switch to auto debit payments and view your bill on line.
 
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